If I won a gold medal at the olympics I would wear it to school every day and someone would he like “hey lol I got an a+ on my ap math test!” and I would be like I won a fUCKING GOLD MEDAL AT THE OLYMPICS
August 2012
vincent van gogh fuck yourself

Falling temporarily in love with people on public transportation
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
- me: not with that attitude
my favorite part of the stupid hoe music video is when she holds up the bowl of pineapples for no apparent reason

- phone: *rings*
- me: no
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I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can’t run away
wow i love noodles so much i wish i could describe it in a picture

thank you internet