May 2012
Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes
1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death
if you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you
under the antonyms
lets play “which download link is the real one”
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: That'd make a great gif.
Me: I can't make gifs.
When you have earphones in, yet people still try...
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
me all the time: what am i even doing
