my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
Drinking an Energy Drink →
Expectations: Reality: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
i get my tans from the computer monitor Get the Best Medicine here :)
Anonymous asked: you're now officially my tumblr husband.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me: not me