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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

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zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

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heyfunniest:

expectations vs reality

heyfunniest:

expectations vs reality

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obesenigger:

tragic and messy

obesenigger:

tragic and messy

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mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

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milkshakeprincess:

Me being touched by people who aren’t my friends. 

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nomedarisa:
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17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

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